Twenty Three. Manhattanite.

"You wander through this cathedral of stone. In hopes of one day finding a throne to call your own."

I haven’t been on in 4 months.

And my self esteem couldn’t be better. 

things my shakespeare professor said over the past semester

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“toni morrison did not develop the career she has because she spent her time in drug-fueled orgies.” EDIT: my friend reminded me that our prof said orgies, not threesomes, and that the following sentence was “no, she spent her time at her desk producing very fine novels.”

(about acting in shakespeare) “this is not the golden globes or whatever, if you’re not white, you can still participate.”

“many important things are discovered on the way to the restroom.”

(what sonnets mean) “please sleep with me”, “i wish i could be with you so we could get it on, but you’re far away and we can’t so all i can send you is a dumb poem”

“juliet is a very smart chick.”

(a few vague threats) “oh, i laugh, but people cried.” “i will cut you.” “when i am sardonic, you will feel bad.”

(about the histories) “it’s mentally easy if you see it all as game of thrones.”

“the plantagenets were no longer in charge, which was good, because they were bitches.”

(about richard III being obsessed with anne) “i’m not just some horny dude that wants to sleep with you, it’s just that you’re so hot that i had to mow down everyone else in my way to get to you.”

“what’s the fun of throwing a party if you don’t not invite people?”

“you fuck with my kids, your kids are going in a pie.”

“the people who are in love [in comedies] are usually young, dumb, and boring.”

“comedies begin in shit places- if the play opens and the sky is falling, you’re in a comedy.”

(about ephesus in the comedy of errors) “everyone’s a witch here, let’s just bail.”

“henry VIII breaks with the roman church and fucking destroys every monastery in sight.”

“henry V started off as a party-going, panty-chasing loser.”

(about hamlet’s entrance in I.ii) “it’s always fun to arrive late to the party, it does imply that you have a fascinating social life.”

“conspiracies are erotic.”

“art, am i right?”

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I’m so ashamed of this text post that I added Cloud’s face to it

Condensation confrontation

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You ‘almost’ loved me.

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But ‘almost’ never counts

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What’s the saddest word in the English language?“

“Almost.”

“Why?”

“I was almost good enough. He was almost in love with me. She almost survived. We almost made it.

KEYWORDS FOR ASTROLOGY TERMS

SUN:Basic personality, your ego, how you express your creativity, how acquaintances and friends get to know you, your father.
MOON:The more private aspect of your personality, your emotions, how you express your sensitivity, the most intimate part of you, how your family knows you, your mother, your childhood.
MERCURY:Communication, how you process information, how you think, speech patterns, sense of humor, your wit, your siblings.
VENUS:Love and relationships, how you relate to others socially, how you show affection to others, your charm, your beauty standards, what you find attractive in others, the women you attract in your life.
MARS:Drive, ambition, stamina, willpower, what your goals are and how you achieve them, how you show your passion, how you react when you're angry, how you express yourself sexually, the men you attract in your life.
JUPITER:Philosophy, religion, higher-level of thinking, luck, how you express your faith, how you just 'trust', what your life purpose is, where you get your lucky breaks, how you experience prosperity.
SATURN:Authority, time, karma, limitations, methodical planning, how you ground yourself, your fears, where you feel weakest, your responsibilities, your commitments, how you have to focus, how you must improve.
URANUS:Technology, change, enlightenment, novelty, chaos, disruption, intuition, how you express your individualism, how you’re erratic and unpredictable, how you need your independence, how you need to break boundaries.
NEPTUNE:Dreams, illusion, spirituality, sensitivity, art, cinema, media, glamor, how you express your idealism and imagination, how you feel disappointment, how you wear rose-colored glasses, the mysterious, the unclear, the undefinable.
PLUTO:Personal power, transformation, where you’re both self-destructive and creative, how you face power struggles and upheaval, how you regenerate, how you heal.
CHIRON:Your deepest pain, where you feel inadequate, your personal sound, where you overcompensate, how you can heal others.
ASCENDANT/RISING SIGN (1ST HOUSE):How you first come across to people, your facial expression, your mannerisms, your appearance, how you initially approach things, your view on life.
2ND HOUSE:Your self esteem, your resources and possessions, your wealth, your income, your talents, your values and morals.
3RD HOUSE:Your observation and analysis skills, your thinking skills, your basic education, your curiosity, short trips, your local community and neighborhood.
Imum Coeli/IC (4TH HOUSE):Latin for "bottom of the sky." Your home, your family, your traditions, your history, where you feel the most comfortable, the most private part of your personality.
5TH HOUSE:Self-expression, creativity, recreation, drama, art, writing, romance, romance and dating, your children or your attitude towards them.
6TH HOUSE:How you serve others, your workplace, everyday routine, small pets, your health and how you maintain it, your organization and schedule.
DESCENDANT (7th HOUSE):One-on-one partnerships, traits and characteristics you seek in others, business partnerships, marriage, open enemies, competitors, roommates.
8TH HOUSE:Intimacy, transformation, how you let certain parts of yourself "die" or "fade away", how you reform, how you restore, the give and take of control.
9TH HOUSE:The higher truth, higher-education, travelling to foreign lands, learning about new culture or ways of life, enlightenment, looking at the bigger picture.
MEDIUM COELI/MIDHEAVEN (10TH HOUSE):Latin for "middle of the sky." Your aspirations in life, your goals, your career, who you want to be, your reputation, what the public views you as.
11TH HOUSE:Your hopes and dreams, your friends, your acquaintances, how you network, humanitarian concerns, philanthropy, ideals you seek to live by.
12TH HOUSE:Your secret motives, your hidden agendas, self-sacrifice, co-dependence, serving others, healing, hidden knowledge, hidden personality, spirituality.

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I think I fall in love a little bit with anyone who shows me their soul. This world is so guarded and fearful. I appreciate rawness so much.

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Alan Rickman reads Shakespeare’s “Sonnet 130″

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